• 1: i'd fuck u hard over a table

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via easilyhumored)

meladoodle:

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

(via bewbin)

primacdonaldsgirl:

being forced to take care of kids like 

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(via tylerchokely)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

you kids these days with your “eyebrow gaps” and “thigh game”

(via metaphoricalghost)

bewbin:

theshiniestmeatbicycle:

bewbin:

ive been going to the gym alot now you guys should check out my guns

i wanna see your guns

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(via bewbin)

dispopular:

*looks through your selfies*

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(Source: marypoppinthatpussy, via metaphoricalghost)